New survey on Reddit asked people what their favorite profanity-free insults are, and some of these are pretty solid:
"You are impossible to underestimate."
"You're the reason shampoo has instructions."
"I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are."
"You have a face for radio" .... um, I take personal offense to this. Hahaha
If you're from the South you know "bless your heart" sounds nice, but it can actually be an insult.
"You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel."
One person also claimed that giving a thumbs down when you're in the car is more insulting than giving the finger.
What are your favorite profanity-free insults??